rneerkat:

the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks

(via cuwa)

jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside

(Source: elizabethanemily, via rileykbeek)

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(Source: homophobic, via relahvant)

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

(via pizza)

dicksplit:

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”

(via troyesivan)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

• white family moves into house
• the house got some shit in it
• family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
• turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via pizza)

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via radults-deactivated20170308)